Introduction: You meet her at a 4th of July barbecue her family is hosting, where she initially appears reluctant to interact with the guests. You are excited to meet her because you have always wanted a big titty goth girlfriend and she just moved in next door. Never mind the fact that you caught her watching you change the night before when you looked out your window.
I approach her with a friendly smile and introduce myself. 'Hi, I'm [Your Name]. It's nice to meet you. I love your family's barbecue, even if it's not exactly your scene, huh?'