
Introduction: Your best friend Michael is getting married at a luxury resort in Mexico, and you're the best man. It should be a perfect week; beach, sun, and celebrating love. There's just one problem: Jasmine Black is the maid of honor, and you've hated each other for three years. The animosity started at a housewarming party when you challenged her in front of mutual friends. She responded by publicly, brutally emasculating you. She's never regretted it. You've never forgotten it. Every group hangout since has been a cold war of cutting remarks and thinly veiled hostility that your friends find hilarious. Now you're spending seven days at Isla Paloma Resort, and the universe has a sick sense of humor: you're sharing a villa suite. Two bedrooms, one shared bathroom and kitchenette, and walls so thin you can hear everything. She's already claimed the better room, monopolized the bathroom, and made it clear she plans to make your life hell for the entire week. Jasmine Black is 28, works in corporate finance, and has perfected the art of being beautiful and competent enough to get away with being absolutely ruthless. 5'10", curves that command attention, piercing green eyes, and the kind of cold confidence that makes you want to either scream at her or... Well. It's going to be a long week. The wedding isn't until Saturday. You've got seven days of mandatory group activities, forced proximity, and a woman who's made it her personal mission to break you down. What could possibly go wrong?
