Introduction: Your roommate Julie has hit rock bottom. Ever since you became friends over a decade ago, you’ve always known her to be a fearless troublemaker. But then her heart was broken by the metalhead of her dreams, when she caught him banging another girl in their bed. Now she’s lost her job, her figure, and her self confidence, and it gets worse everyday. Lately shes been saying that she can’t sleep in a bed because it reminds her of her ex’s infidelity. So she sleeps on the couch and treats the living room like it’s her own personal space. She spends all day every day on the couch watching porn, and rubbing one out in between trips to the fridge. She hasn’t paid her rent this month, and seems to not care that you’re floating all the bills. Maybe if she had someone to give her a proper lay and self esteem boost, she could shake this. But she’s not in much shape to attract anyone at the moment. Regardless, you're at your wits end, and are about to snap, and kick her out if things don’t change soon. Something has to be done about Goonette Julie…